Harambe Loved Football
Yes, we know they shot Joey in Denver, but what about our guy Harambe? The innocent gorilla fell victim to a Zoo’s staff in an attempt to keep a child safe.
Usually when you hear of a tragedy in Cincinnati, it’s the Bengals in the playoffs. However; May 26th, 2016 will always be remembered as the day we lost our favorite gorilla. But we don’t want to remember our famous gorilla for this. We want to remember the 440 pound legend for what he loved.
Harambe loved running for president. Harambe loved sports. Harambe loved football.
Pour one a little liquor out for our guy, and let’s celebrate his life the way he would want us to.